when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
You’ve got to respect a man who refuses to pretend like he’s having a good day.
Comostola laesaria. (x).
Johnny Depp when he was 16.
holy shit he was hot
Was? Was? Was??